Top Ten White People Tweets (March 30, 2020)

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  • 01
    Text - nate borgman @nateborgman I slept an extra 3 hrs and now I have 'unsubscribe from email list' energy 1:17 PM · 3/29/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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  • 02
    Text - 1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick My father in law drank four cartons of milk in less than six days, so l've decided we'll need to ditch him pretty early on in the apocalypse.
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    Text - t3 Sir Michael Retweeted Séamas It Ever Was O @shockproofbeats Just saw a very sweet slice of quarantine life. Two young lovers in jogging gear in Springfield Park, clearly pretending to be doing their exercise for the day so they could steal a moment together. Not ashamed to say I had a slight catch in my throat as I called the police. 9:45 pm · 25/3/20 · Twitter for Android 5,429 Retweets 52.4K Likes
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  • 04
    Text - Oliver Bateman Does the Work O @MoustacheClubUS The year is 2022. The USA is up to COVID-37. 5 businesses remain open: Amazon, Walmart, UFC, Twitch, and WWE. Fights are streamed 24/7. Some athletes now enter the ring in iron lungs. The stock market has been replaced by a random number generator. It works just as well 10:32 PM · 3/23/20 · Twitter for Android
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  • 05
    Text - wife radicalized by STEM @gloomfather Oh dude yeah you gotta try baking your own bread in quarantine. It takes 14 hours to do right and it's boring as shit, but the results are often quite disappointing
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  • 06
    Text - Isabel Steckel @lsabelSteckel somewhere, right now, a girl is posting a selfie of her in a bubble bath holding a glass of wine and captioning it "quaranqueen" and there is nothing we can do about it 110,555 likes
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    Text - 14.42 1 ull Ygrene @Ygrene [meteor hitting earth] Dinosaur: oh no the economy !!
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  • 08
    Text - Jess Dweck @TheDweck My gynecologist's office sent an email saying they're now doing video visits so I guess this is how I become a cam girl 11:23 AM 3/29/20 Twitter for iPhone
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  • 09
    Text - ment @mentnelson Another reason I stopped planning so much is because if you would've asked me in January what I'd be doing in March, locked inside learning about the life of a gay, redneck tiger breeder would not have been my answer 11:33 AM · 3/26/20 Twitter for iPhone ili View Tweet activity 17 Retweets 187 Likes
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  • 10
    Text - ThreeTimeDaddy @threetimedaddy What do people with no kids actually do all day during lockdown? It's sex right? Sex and pizza. Give me something to believe in.
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